ESSAYS MAKE ME FAT

they do, they really really do.

well, fatter than i already am. dammit. heh.

typically this is how it works:

i think of 1 line and i write it down

thinking has drained me of brain juice so im hungry. so i go find some nonsense to eat.

come back and think of 2 more lines, write them down.

because of the lack of thinking i usually do, im hungry again. so wat do i do?? i eat again!!

and then come back and write another few more lines.

usually by the time i've written a grand total of 5 lines, all i feel like doing is drowning myself in chocolate. hah.

this is pathetically sad. my essays are making me fat.

and they're lousy essays too!!! the very concerned mum just read my philosophy essay and she's like, "wah, this is very gp-ish leh. are u sure ur doing it right????"

-peng-

im screwed. im really screwed.

and i still have my bloody science tutorial still not finished!!!

the maths and calculations will prob kill me first.

ok i think i'll go drown myself in chocolate now. =(