CRUSH U LIKE A COCKROACH!!

that oh so famous line from that oh so terribly cheesy show 'masters of the sea'! hahaha anyone actually remember that show?? i don't believe i actually do. oh.dear.god.

speaking of crushing things like cockroaches, i feel like crushing a certain mr ****.

-stomp stomp-

and divesting him of all his crucial bits. some people have egos the size of my ass. and my ass is BIG i can tell u that. argh. hahaha shih, u'd know wat im getting at here. i used the nickname u bestowed!! hahaha =)

in other cockroach news, i swear i encountered the biggest one known to mankind in the loo yesterday. hahaha ok maybe not the biggest known to mankind, but big enough to make me nearly keel over from coronary arrest!!

and to top it all off, it fell out of the bloody toilet roll.

what the hell is a cockroach doing hiding in the toilet roll???!! siao.

so anyways, i freaked out so much the mum had to come running in with what looked like a whole week's worth of newspapers all ready to smoosh the bugger.

which she did. and she oh-so-coolly flushed it down the loo.

i stood there peering into the loo for a full 5 minutes to see if it would resurface all bloated and gross or something.

im a wimp. boo hoo.

wah. i swear i think my mum is the coolest person in the world when it comes to things like that.

second time this week i've come into dangerously close contact with disgusting critters. last sat it was the gross live jumping fish i accidentally scooped into our boat. ewwww.

hurhurhur and i've discovered that person-with- nice-voice does have a really really nice voice! fwah!!

for saying this, i suspect fi will sock me in the face and call me a loser. hahahah